just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
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