going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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