Non-Jews are for practice
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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