I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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