I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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