Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
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I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
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