The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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