I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i just google imaged poop.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
