Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
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We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
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i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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