Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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