Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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