It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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