NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
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Redeem this text for a blowjob
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
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Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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