Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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