i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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