All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
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I'm way too hungover for life right now
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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