Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
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Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
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Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
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