There is no way he is gay with that hair.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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