can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I'm at about main and main street
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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