Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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