farters have to be the big spoon...
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
this just has baby written all over it
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
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I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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