State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
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he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
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I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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