this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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