how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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