we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I want to have your abortion
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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