she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Randomize
