bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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