You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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