i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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