And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
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If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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