So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
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We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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