i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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