My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
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Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
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I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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