I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
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You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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