dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
lets start a swedish sibling band together
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
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I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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