He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
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I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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