so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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