That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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