I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Welp...herpes.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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