It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
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If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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