dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
only you would photoshop your dick
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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