Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
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You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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