Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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