there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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