Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
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I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Dear god my vagina.
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