im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
This gyro tastes like lonliness
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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