You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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