dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
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