Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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