it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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