oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
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i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
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Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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