Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
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Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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