rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
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