her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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