Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
God, I missed his penis.
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