What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
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One blow job doesn not make me gay.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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