i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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